Chef Job in Norman, Oklahoma

Before I get into the cheesy sales pitch let me assure you I am real. I live in Norman in one of the neighborhoods on the corner of Robinson and Flood. The Oklahoma University is in my town and the Sooners beat Kansas 44-7 on Nov. 22nh and play OSU on Dec. 6th. It is also sunny and a high of 55 today, the day before Thanksgiving. If you need further proof, just ask me to verify and I will. Now on to the sales pitch I guess. Are you a chef that can create new menu items from only a list of ingredient? Would you like to have a market base which consists of almost 70% of Americans? Would you like to change the people's lives by simply changing the way they eat? I have an idea that could be a potential game changer for a lot of people here in Oklahoma and the rest of the country. The possibilities are endless on the direction this idea could go but it has potential to be very lucrative with the right minds behind it. Here is the kicker as well. I am looking for someone who is slightly overweight because I have found that the best sales method is a demonstration. I will demonstrate to you how this will work. I am looking to start with creating recipes (which is where you come in) and demonstrating to you how to get people hooked on the food you create. This is completely serious and you should be as well. This will be pro-bono at first but I was thinking that a kickstarter campaign could acquire the funds if the idea is sound. You must have ideas and have some business sense otherwise this will never work.